Isn't It Interesting That You Are Never Bored When Your Head Is In The Refrigerator?

At the age of 70 I retired. Happy days were ahead. IMambo, Cha-Cha, Waltz, and I was in heaven. The
could do what I want, when I want and if I want toonly problem, since I was sure I knew how to dance,
do nothing that's okay too. I watched daytime TV,was thinking this was going to be soooooo easy! It
did the crossword puzzles, read the newspapers, andturned out that I was the only newbie in the class
kept in touch with friends and family through email. Iand I also realized there's no partner to lead me
played some games on the computer and checkedaround the floor. At first I thought I must have
out the internet. Of course, I ate a lot because theturned stupid in my old age, but then realized that line
food was there. When I did wander out, it was thedancing is mostly memory and my memory was not
mall or the supermarket where I could buy lots oftoo sharp anymore. I was going to stick with it! The
goodies to keep me happy. When you're retired,dances are a number of sets that are repeated
wandering aimlessly through the stores, spendingduring the dance and you have to be aware of the
money foolishly is not what you want to do. So whatsequence, what steps come next. Fortunately, I did
do you do? I didn't want to be one of those oldnot take myself too seriously. Someone once said
people sitting around waiting to die. I could see"dance as if no one is looking" so that's exactly what
myself falling into a depression. Would you say II did. I laughed a lot, persevered and promised myself
needed a new challenge in life! The day of awakeningI would not give up. I finally did it! It all fell into place.
came with a phone call from a friend. "The ParksThe moral of the story….. dance class is much
Department has a Community Center nearby; theyless expensive than doctors and psychiatrists; it gives
have all kinds of classes; let's go check it out." Now, Iyou a natural high! I lost weight; I lost inches; I
thought, what could I possibly do there? What I didstarted to eat healthier when I saw the weight loss
find there was a low impact aerobics class that wouldand my memory has improved tremendously. I'm
help me take off the weight I had managed to putexercising my brain by learning something new with
on. I joined the class, had a good time and met someeach dance. I learned so well, that at the age of 75,
really nice people. They were all discussing the linethe Parks & Recreation Department offered me
dance class they had joined and what fun it was.a job teaching line dancing. My students always
When I was about 10 years old, my brother whocompliment me on my youthful looks and demeanor;
was five years older than I, used to practice hissomething I don't mind hearing. I just read that
jitterbug on me and I grew up dancing during theSocrates learned to dance when he was seventy
wonderful era of the big bands. I didn't get to dancebecause he felt that an essential part of himself had
much later in life and forgot how much I enjoyed it,been neglected. Isn't it funny that with all the aches
With a bit of trepidation I joined the line dance class.and pains that come with age, I don't feel a bit of
It wasn't just country music anymore. They taughtpain when I dance? It must be that 'natural high'.