Dancing With The Stars...Call Me!

Tom Bergeron why haven't you called? I've beenDance studios are popping up all over world, due to
anxiously waiting for the phone to ring inviting me tothe success of Dancing With The Stars! Millions of
be one of the contestants on your show! While I'maverage, down to earth folks whose previous idea of
not exactly a celebrity, I'm sure I would score wellexercise was to push the button on the TV remote,
with your TV audience because they could moreare now hustling down to the nearest dance studio;
readily relate to me; being one of them. I can justsigning up for dancing lessons. While I first learned to
see the couple down the street watching; Harrietdance because there were girls in the class, there are
punching Bill with her elbow and saying, "Look howother benefits to dancing.
graceful and poised he is! He's one of us! You couldGenerally you will discover a greater appreciation on
be doing that if you weren't so lazy!"music and its rhythms. Your posture will be much
I'm sure you can see where having a man of thebetter because you can't slouch in ballroom dancing.
street on your show could spur the ballroom dancingThe physical benefits are numerous; more stamina,
craze that is sweeping the nation to even a higheryour circulatory system will become more developed
level. In the finals I would sweep across the floorand your legs will be strengthened. All this exercise
with my pro partner, Cheryl Burke, eliciting cries ofwill not only help you lose weight, but will aid in the
"Bravo! Bravo! Bravo!" from the three judges.care of high blood pressure and diabetes. I wasn't
Breathing hard from the exertion of a perfect dance,thinking of all this years ago in dance class but it must
I would look humbly at the camera and say, "I justhave worked because I'm still kicking up my heels.
wanted to lose a few pounds. That's why I joined. IBallroom dancing has come a long way in this country
had no idea we would win the whole thing!" That'sin the last 40 years. There's even a concerted effort
showing a lot of humility and will increase your ratingsto make ballroom dancing an Olympic event. The
exponentially.name has even been changed for World and Olympic
Back in my college days, I enrolled in a ballroomcompetition to "Dancesport" but it's still ballroom
dancing class. Most of the class at that time wasdancing to me.
mostly comprised of girls. Guys back then were allBallroom dancing has been competitive on the
eaten up with testosterone and feared being calledcollegiate level for years, but I was surprised that
sissies or worse. Youth however knows no fear so IMIT, Massachusetts Institute of Technology, annually
joined the class. My sense of pride vanished when Iholds one of the largest ballroom dancing
discovered that the class had twice as many girlscompetitions in the country, with nationally and
than guys! I'm no fool.internationally know dancers competing. Who would
The class was fun and I learned a little about dancinghave thought such a staid and venerable institution
the foxtrot, the rumba and the waltz. I foundwould know anything about dancing. Universities all
however, that this knowledge didn't apply much toover the country have competing ballroom dance
dancing at the local bar on Saturday night. Thereteams that are phenomenal. There are so many
wasn't a lot of call for the rumba at the Stardustballroom dance competitions that I wouldn't be
Club, so over the years I sort of lost touch with ballsurprised if there aren't degrees in ballroom dancing
room dancing until I watched Dancing with the Stars.soon!
The way they dance on TV and the way I learnedI'll be waiting by the phone for next year's call. Please
were definitely two different sets of dancesdon't wait too long for age is creeping upon me and
altogether. I had never seen anything like what theymy joints are aching. Guess I'll have to enroll in a
were doing on DWS and the girls in my old dancingdance class again. Besides I need to lose a few
class never wore costumes like the contestants onpounds.
TV!