The Wages of Sin, Or Why it Pays to Dance With the Devil!

'Sin'.... The explanation of the word itself is as much'Sin! .... Oh, to have to begin, to describe an act of
of a devilish quest as the countless and twistedimpervious din!
definitions on offer; the meaning confounds, it teasesIt is lying, and cheating, and fornication is in,
and torments the minds of the masses .... always hasYet to enjoy this Life You must do All to Win!
... stretching back into the shadowy tomes andTwirling and prancing, embezzling within!
reckonings of distant ages.That grandest ...... that evil, that leads You to grin!
A slight against the 'All Powerful'? A disobedience that(saxophone solo).
cannot be tolerated? A mere trifle magnified toIt is Sin! da da .. Sin .... Sii-iii-nnn .... It's S-i-n!'
ensure the ongoing power struggle? WaywardThe Devil breaks into a Las Vegas style tap dance
caprice?routine ably supported by His scarlet sequinned
Or something more? .......minions. Cavorting and wildly jiving to the brassy
Perhaps One should consult the Master whoserhythms.
domain apparently encompasses this Greatest of(coda begins, as that swanky Lucifer returns to the
'Vices'.microphone.)
Old Nick, that wily Beelzebub, the Satanic Prince of'It is Sin! da da da da .. Sin ... Ju-u-u-u-u-u-u-u-usst
the Air ....... THE DEVIL! A clap of resonant thunder,SIII-IIII-NNNN!'
the skies ripped asunder with blazes and flashes of a..... 'da na da da da da, da na da da dooooo-ooo' (lights
sulphuric furnace. The horn, the tail, the trident, thefade and music softens.) 'That devilishly, deliciously
glowing eyes, the impish cascade of mirth. It is HE!and so fashionably in! .... It ..... is ........ (greater pause) .......
(Or 'She', if You can believe Meryl Streep's version.)Si-i-i-i-i-i-i-i-i-nnnnnn!' .... bows allround as flaming velvet
So, Mister D. Ville of the realms, What, pray tell, iscurtains descend.
'Sin'!?That about sums it up Folks! It doesn't get much
The band strikes a tune, chorus lines of Satanicclearer than that! And 'Yes'! ... 'even I too have
effigies high kick as the song begins: (cue smoke andsinned!'. (raunchy brass solo ends with the flinging of a
fireballs for effect if You will).leopard-print g-string onto the camera lens .... fade to
The Devil throws back His feted head and croons inblack.
a smoky baritone manner ... (the lights dim):