| Truckin' is my life these days.
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| | girl a smiley face sticker, but she gave
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| Unfortunately, I couldn't pass my
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| | me a swift kick in the shin. I couldn't
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| commercial driver's license exams, so I'm
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| | not slap her! Without discipline,
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| stuck inside my dually Sierra instead of
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| | children will run wild and destroy our
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| a proper Kenworth. I don't much mind,
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| | society. Too bad her father and the
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| though. I'm just happy to be away from my
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| | Wal-Mart lawyers couldn't understand that
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| family for long stretches of time. Dianna
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| | because I was out on my ear in minutes.
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| used to be a right fine woman, and we had
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| | Dianna's nagging grew into out and out
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| a lot of fun going out line dancing,
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| | ridicule after that last lost job, and I
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| playing putt-putt golf, or just throwing
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| | knew that I couldn't stick around for
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| back a 6-pack and making out in my
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| | long. That's when a buddy of mine planted
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| pickup. Everything changed when she had
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| | a bug in my ear about becoming a trucker.
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| the boys: twin monsters with a taste for
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| | To be honest, it's always been a dream of
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| chocolate syrup and breaking my stuff.
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| | mine ever since I first saw Smokey and
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| During those first 5 years, Dianna and I
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| | the Bandit. I took some classes, tried
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| steadily drifted apart. The boys were
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| | getting my license, but my cornering
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| very demanding of her time and attention,
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| | chops just weren't up to the State's
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| and I didn't really want to share her
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| | standards. Rather than just give up, I
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| with a couple of snot-nosed buttinskies.
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| | bought myself a dually Sierra with a long
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| A chill settled over our marriage, and I
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| | bed and plush captain's chairs. Now, I
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| took to sleeping on the couch because the
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| | work as an independent contractor hauling
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| boys hogged the bed.
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| | spent needles from the town's methadone
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| That was about the time when I decided to
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| | clinic up to a waste site in the Beer
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| quit my gig with Amway and look for
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| | City. It's a pretty good gig, but the
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| gainful employment that would get me out
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| | rising cost of diesel is starting to cut
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| of the house. For a while, I tried my
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| | into my bottom line. I did some sleuthing
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| hand as a short order cook at the Red
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| | online and found a ton of accessories
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| Lobster. But they caught me making off
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| | promising fuel savings for big rigs. I
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| with about 4 lbs of frozen shrimp one
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| | figured it was worth a shot, so I ordered
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| night so cut me loose. After that, I
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| | up a truck bed cover and a performance
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| pulled a stint as a greeter over at the
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| | air filter. Both have done wonders for my
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| Wal-Mart 2 towns over. That didn't go so
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| | fuel consumption, which allows me to stay
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| well either. I tried to offer a little
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| | away from home even more.
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