Isnt It Interesting That You Are Never Bored When Your Head Is In The Refrigerator?

At the age of 70 I retired. Happy days were ahead. IMambo, Cha-Cha, Waltz, and I was in heaven. The
could do what I want, when I want and if I want toonly problem, since I was sure I knew how to dance,
do nothing thats okay too. I watched daytime TV,was thinking this was going to be soooooo easy! It
did the crossword puzzles, read the newspapers, andturned out that I was the only newbie in the class
kept in touch with friends and family through email. Iand I also realized theres no partner to lead me
played some games on the computer and checkedaround the floor. At first I thought I must have
out the internet. Of course, I ate a lot because theturned stupid in my old age, but then realized that line
food was there. When I did wander out, it was thedancing is mostly memory and my memory was not
mall or the supermarket where I could buy lots oftoo sharp anymore. I was going to stick with it! The
goodies to keep me happy. When youre retired,dances are a number of sets that are repeated
wandering aimlessly through the stores, spendingduring the dance and you have to be aware of the
money foolishly is not what you want to do. So whatsequence, what steps come next. Fortunately, I did
do you do? I didnt want to be one of those oldnot take myself too seriously. Someone once said
people sitting around waiting to die. I could seedance as if no one is looking so thats exactly what I
myself falling into a depression. Would you say Idid. I laughed a lot, persevered and promised myself I
needed a new challenge in life!would not give up. I finally did it! It all fell into place.
The day of awakening came with a phone call from aThe moral of the story.. dance class is much less
friend. The Parks Department has a Communityexpensive than doctors and psychiatrists; it gives you
Center nearby; they have all kinds of classes; lets goa natural high! I lost weight; I lost inches; I started to
check it out. Now, I thought, what could I possibly doeat healthier when I saw the weight loss and my
there? What I did find there was a low impactmemory has improved tremendously. Im exercising
aerobics class that would help me take off themy brain by learning something new with each dance.
weight I had managed to put on. I joined the class,I learned so well, that at the age of 75, the Parks &
had a good time and met some really nice people.Recreation Department offered me a job teaching
They were all discussing the line dance class they hadline dancing. My students always compliment me on
joined and what fun it was. When I was about 10my youthful looks and demeanor; something I dont
years old, my brother who was five years older thanmind hearing.
I, used to practice his jitterbug on me and I grew upI just read that Socrates learned to dance when he
dancing during the wonderful era of the big bands. Iwas seventy because he felt that an essential part
didnt get to dance much later in life and forgot howof himself had been neglected. Isnt it funny that with
much I enjoyed it,all the aches and pains that come with age, I dont
With a bit of trepidation I joined the line dance class.feel a bit of pain when I dance? It must be that
It wasnt just country music anymore. They taughtnatural high.