| It's election year and I don't hear anybody | | | | being a vegetable, barley for grains, sugar |
| talking about the poor, redneck population. | | | | for the sweet tooth and what protein they get |
| They don't qualify for government aid or | | | | usually come in the form of a 2" square |
| healthcare, because they work jobs, (most | | | | burger found at the local greasy spoon better |
| times), pay taxes (sometimes) and are seldom | | | | known as the world famous Krystal...that's |
| heard griping about anything except the | | | | Greasetals to you redneck wannabes. Did I say |
| foreigners or something that has nothing to | | | | 5...what the heck there are 4 of the main |
| do with them. | | | | food groups at least! When it's not Krystals, |
| | | | they do a mite bit of fishin' or huntin' that |
| The REAL rednecks aren't worried about their | | | | more than makes up for any food groups the |
| living conditions, but the rest of us should | | | | beer won't cover, bearin' in mind grease is |
| be or they could become a dying breed. There | | | | the 6th unofficial food group....but who's |
| would be a huge redneck voter turnout if you | | | | countin? It's not a pretty picture being a |
| served beer, hosted a line dance and had | | | | redneck. His ole' lady isn't pretty, his |
| bingo available for the old farts. Although | | | | mother isn't pretty, even the dogs don't look |
| if there is money to win at bingo you can bet | | | | that good. It's enough to make a feller' |
| there'll be more bingo players than line | | | | wanna' drink. |
| dancers any day. You know the ones - they | | | | |
| have 3 major teeth missing, 4 dogs they got | | | | And they live in a world that's always broke. |
| somehow, 7 fishing poles in the back of their | | | | Something is broke, the TV is broke, the |
| truck, 4 kids they pay child support on that | | | | lawnmower is broke, the microwave is broke, |
| don't even look like them, and were never | | | | the freezer is broke, the easy chair isn't |
| married to or barely remember the kid's moms. | | | | easy-it's broke and of course, when he gets |
| Ok, I have to say it, they live in a trailer | | | | his paycheck after child support deductions, |
| OR a homemade bomb shelter they built with | | | | he's broke, too. |
| scrap lumber. | | | | |
| | | | But he keeps on thinking positive, positive |
| Everything they own has a hole in it - the | | | | that something else is going to break, get a |
| couch, the carpet, the roof, the bedroom | | | | hole in it, or not be pretty tomorrow, then |
| door, the living room wall, their underwear, | | | | if nothing goes wrong, it's a good day. |
| their socks, their eardrums, their septum, | | | | |
| their front porch, their back porch, their | | | | They get up, decide to go to work are happy |
| shirts, their jeans and the floorboard on | | | | the pickup starts, so go fishing instead. It |
| their pickup truck. Talk about being in the | | | | doesn't take much to make a redneck happy. |
| hole. | | | | Rednecks are pretty low maintenance, as a |
| | | | breed and they don't have to have a lot of |
| They hardly have anything to eat, who needs | | | | material needs, unless it is their truck or |
| it when beer fills most of the 5 food groups. | | | | hunting and fishing gear. |
| What with starch being a carbohydrate, hops | | | | |