| It's election year and I don't hear anybody talking | | | | vegetable, barley for grains, sugar for the sweet |
| about the poor, redneck population. They don't | | | | tooth and what protein they get usually come in the |
| qualify for government aid or healthcare, because | | | | form of a 2" square burger found at the local greasy |
| they work jobs, (most times), pay taxes | | | | spoon better known as the world famous |
| (sometimes) and are seldom heard griping about | | | | Krystal...that's Greasetals to you redneck wannabes. |
| anything except the foreigners or something that has | | | | Did I say 5...what the heck there are 4 of the main |
| nothing to do with them. | | | | food groups at least! When it's not Krystals, they do |
| The REAL rednecks aren't worried about their living | | | | a mite bit of fishin' or huntin' that more than makes |
| conditions, but the rest of us should be or they could | | | | up for any food groups the beer won't cover, bearin' |
| become a dying breed. There would be a huge | | | | in mind grease is the 6th unofficial food group....but |
| redneck voter turnout if you served beer, hosted a | | | | who's countin? It's not a pretty picture being a |
| line dance and had bingo available for the old farts. | | | | redneck. His ole' lady isn't pretty, his mother isn't |
| Although if there is money to win at bingo you can | | | | pretty, even the dogs don't look that good. It's |
| bet there'll be more bingo players than line dancers | | | | enough to make a feller' wanna' drink. |
| any day. You know the ones - they have 3 major | | | | And they live in a world that's always broke. |
| teeth missing, 4 dogs they got somehow, 7 fishing | | | | Something is broke, the TV is broke, the lawnmower |
| poles in the back of their truck, 4 kids they pay child | | | | is broke, the microwave is broke, the freezer is |
| support on that don't even look like them, and were | | | | broke, the easy chair isn't easy-it's broke and of |
| never married to or barely remember the kid's moms. | | | | course, when he gets his paycheck after child |
| Ok, I have to say it, they live in a trailer OR a | | | | support deductions, he's broke, too. |
| homemade bomb shelter they built with scrap lumber. | | | | But he keeps on thinking positive, positive that |
| Everything they own has a hole in it - the couch, the | | | | something else is going to break, get a hole in it, or |
| carpet, the roof, the bedroom door, the living room | | | | not be pretty tomorrow, then if nothing goes wrong, |
| wall, their underwear, their socks, their eardrums, | | | | it's a good day. |
| their septum, their front porch, their back porch, their | | | | They get up, decide to go to work are happy the |
| shirts, their jeans and the floorboard on their pickup | | | | pickup starts, so go fishing instead. It doesn't take |
| truck. Talk about being in the hole. | | | | much to make a redneck happy. Rednecks are |
| They hardly have anything to eat, who needs it | | | | pretty low maintenance, as a breed and they don't |
| when beer fills most of the 5 food groups. What | | | | have to have a lot of material needs, unless it is their |
| with starch being a carbohydrate, hops being a | | | | truck or hunting and fishing gear. |